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Screen Shot: Marmaduke doing the patented STICKLE Welcome to WWII Fighters Virtual Squadron, the K-9's!


Well, welcome to 2003, and to answer all your questions, "YES WE ARE STILL AROUND"!. We never die.

I know that you have all been wondering where we've been and what we've been doing so we thought we'd give you a quick update.

ODIE is recovering from his Breed Change operation. He no longer "Yips" but now Barks. Seems he always knew he was a big dog inside, so he decided to go ahead and have the operation. He is looking forward to the Neutering Reversal Procedure that is coming up.

MARMADUKE has been sighted in the skies over the mid United States. I think He needs a little mental help though. Seems everytime I ask him what he's doing there, he states " I'm ready and waiting to drive off all anphibious invasions from the coasts of Nebraska". Nuff said?

SUPERSCOOBY has been facing the axis of evil. Both real and imagined. Seems that he believes that the Korean, Afganistan, and Iraqi threats are all backed by Hitler who has returned. See I said in his mind as well didnt I?

The have perfected a new manuever that they do together. I've heard them say that this new manuever is quite dangerous and sometimes painful to perform. I'm sure it will terrify and confuse the most seasoned of pilots. They call it the HIDE THE SALAMI manuever.

The rest for the K9's are all doing well. They have all been Bathed, Cut, Clipped, and Dipped. They are ready to get back to the business at hand, which is the destruction of all of you who are reading this.
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Since this is a new year, we thought we'd release the WHO LET THE DOGS OUT again with the updated photos of our enemies families. We offer our deepest sympathy to our enemies.

Tribute to our POOR ENEMIES and their families

Who is K-9 ODIE and why should we all hail him?

K-9 Odie is the current leader of the pack. His skills as a pilot are legendary, never experiencing being shot down, though many have tried.

IS it true that k-9 Marmaduke and K-9 SuperScooby are just as good as K-9 Odie?
The answer to this is, YES! K-9 SuperScooby has perfected the notorious Split Funkle Manuever and thus has never been shot down. Although there has been a few hospital stays from the forces that are exerted on the body while preforming this highly dangerous move. The upside is he has been nuetered and is paper trained.

K-9 Marmaduke invented the IMFAMOUS STICKLE Manuever. This manuever makes Marmaduke Indestructible. Although he is not allowed on the carpet yet.

Real life almost true History of the K-9 Squadron?
The History of the K-9 Squadron is an interesting story. One in which you could tell your Grand-Children at bed time.

This Squadron has no rules and regulations, but abide by a few things. We are here to talk trash, and lots of it, too anyone, anywhere, anytime(Except during feeding time) fly our putasky's off, and can and will destroy any and all aircraft in the skies. (Unless its time for our walks) We are the BEST.

We have come from various other squadrons to make up the best squadron in the air.

We're the Dogs, the Mutts, the Runts of other squads....We're the K-9's. (sniff sniff, piddle piddle)

Screen Shot: SuperScooby doing the Split Funkle Manuever THE PATENTED STICKLE MANUEVER.(Pronounced: STICKLE).

This manuever is a hard manuever designed to take you from a defensive posture to an offense posture in a short amount of time.

It is effective when an enemy pilot is on your six, but will allow you to gain the advantage.

I Must Warn you all that this is an extremely dangerous move. Many pilots have died trying to execute it(They sucked though) and only one has mastered it. The great pilot, K-9 Marmaduke!

CAUTION:SECURITY CAMERA IMAGE: of Odie leaving hospital after Breed Reversal Procedure

Feel free to look around the Dogpound website. Should you hear any strange noises it will probably just be SuperScooby cleaning himself again. He does that ALOT. I think he likes it!
If you're interested in becoming a K-9, leave a message in the guest book. We're pretty laid back, no meetings, no engagement rules, just a serious need to talk trash and prove to the world that the P38 with rockets is the best plane out there.

REMEMBER....WE'RE THE BEST. WE ROCK! WE DO IT DOGGY STYLE.
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